Summary
Call me a wild and crazy guy if you want, but recently, on a whim, I decided to -- why not? -- turn 48.
It's not so bad. Physically, the only serious problem I've noticed is that I can no longer read anything printed in letters smaller than Shaquille O'Neal. Also, to read a document, I have to hold it far from my face; more and more, I find myself holding documents -- this is awkward on airplanes -- with my feet. I can no longer read restaurant menus, so I fake it when the waiter comes around.See the full content of this document
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Growing Old with Dave
ME (pointing randomly): I'll have this.
WAITER: You'll have your napkin?ME: I want that medium rare.It's gotten so bad that I can't even read the words I'm typing into my computer right now. If my fingers were in a prankish mood, ...See the full content of this document
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